Mike'd Up is Mike'd Off

Mike will be on vaca until July 20(!). I'm assuming he's in da Hamptons evening his tan so that his makeup-caked face matches his pasty hands. I doubt he'd venture far from his homeland and leave da Island.

Joe Benigno and Evan Roberts will be filling in for the time being. As a result, the posts will be thin until Michael returns.

I'll make an occasional post if Benignog and Baby Evan say anything worth commenting about. So again, the posts will be few and far between.